Two Irishmen, Paddy & Mick, saw crocodile shoes for sale at $1000 a pair.?

"Begorrah", said Paddy, "Let's make a fortune. I'll set up a shop here in the city while you go to the bush and catch a few crocs". Mick readily agreed, and headed off. It didn't take Paddy long to set the shop up, but there was no sign of Mick. So he ventured off along the river to find him. As he drove along the river, for hundreds of miles, he saw piles of dead crocs, rotting in the sun. When he got to the end of the trail of dead crocs, he saw Mick in the water, wrestling with a forty foot monster. "Mick", he yelled, "What in the blazes is going on?" Mick replied, "If this bugger hasn't got shoes on, I'm going home!"